Category: blondes

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one about three feet from the cup, while the other somehow had gone directly in. They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions he asked, ‘OK, so who was playing the yellow ball ?’

if a blonde and a brunette are on the top of a cliff and they both jump off at the same time, which one will land first?

the brunette cause the blonde would stop and ask for directions!

How do you kill a blonde?
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Put spikes in her shoulder pads and ask her what 1+1=
As she answers she moves her head side to side, “I don’t know”

A redhead, a blond and a brunette were all pregnant at once.
They were very excited about their new arrivals, and were trying
to figure out what sex the baby will be.
“My baby will be a boy, because when we had sex my husband was
on top,” said the redhead.
“My baby is going to be a girl because I was on top during sex,
” says the brunette.
There was a few moments of silence, and then the blond exclaims,
“I’m going to have puppies!”

How do you confuse a blonde ?Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in a corner.

Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching the town
of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They
argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the
counter, one blonde asked the manager, “Before we order,could you please settle
an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are,…very slowly?”

The manager leaned over the counter and said,
“Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing.”

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well being asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”

To which the blonde replies… “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”

The boss feeling very sorry at this point explains to the young girl. “Why don’t you go home for the day… we aren’t terribly busy just take the day off to relax and rest.”

The blonde very calmly states…”No.. I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”

The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual… “If you need anything just let me know.”

Well… a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde…he looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!!!!!

He rushes out to her asking, “What’s so bad now… are you gonna be okay??”

“No…” exclaims the blonde, “I just received a horrible call from my sister and she said that her mom died too!!”

What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?

“Thanks for the refill!”

Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant?

He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A1: “Thanks, Guys!”
A2: “Are you boys all in the same band?”
A3: Do you guys all play for the?
A4: Who were all those guys?

3 blondes are stranded on an island and they are trying to find a way off.
A magician comes along and says he will grant each of them one wish.

The first blond wishes that she was 1,000 times smarter so she gets that
and builds herself a plane and gets off the island. The second blonde
wishes to be 10,000 times smarter so when she is, she builds a boat and
sails off the island. The third one wishes to be a redhead so when she is,
she walks onto the bridge and onto the mainland.