Category: blondes

A man had called a local paint company and asked if they had anyone who could come over and do some painting that day. The company sent a blonde right over to do the job. The man meet the woman at the front door and asked her how much she would charge him to paint his porch. She stated that she would charge him 25$. He thought to himself “what a deal” since his porch was a long wrap around. The blonde also added that she would be done by the end of the day. The man thought to himself, “this is too good to be true!” and left for work for the day. When he arrived home he noticed that his porch didn’t even have a drop of paint on it. He went around the back and shrieked in horror as he seen the blonde putting the last bit of green paint on his new firebird.”what did you do to my firebird!” shrieked the man.”….Firebird?”questioned the blonde.”…and all this time I thought it was the porsche”

Why don’t blondes eat Jello?
They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Whats the difference between blondes and pitbals?

Answer- LIPSTICK

Q: Did you see the submarine (built by blondes) with a screen door?A: Dont laugh, it keeps the fish out.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said

“DON’T WALK”.

In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were a
brunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and a blonde-Sandy.
The second race was the Breast Stroke…the order of finish was:

The brunette came in first, the redhead second,… “but wait”, where was
the blonde??? She was still racing!

When she got to the finish line…she said ” THEY CHEATED!!”
The Judge said “how??”

The dumb blonde screamed…”THEY USED THEIR ARMS!”

A blonde went to her mail box several times way before it was time for the mailman to make his rounds.

A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.

“No,” she replied, “My computer keeps telling me I have mail.”

A brunette, a red head, and a blonde dared each other to jump
off a building.

The brunette jumped off a two-story building and broke a few
bones. It took the surgeons five years to reconstruct her body.

The redhead jumped off a three-story building. It took the
surgeons seven years to reconstruct her body.

The blonde jumped off a five story building and landed on a lamp
post. It took the surgeons ten years to wipe the smile off her
face!

Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: a foursome.

A blonde went to appear for the job of secretary. She was asked the basic questions like
What is your name: Marry Lou
From where do u belong? Housten USA
Education? Inter
In which subject?
The blonde replied by smiling….
INTERCOURSE..

Q: How did the blonde get lipstick on her steering wheel?

A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back.