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One day there was a blonde complaining to her best friend.
Blonde: I’m sick and tired of bieng called a dumb blonde!!
Friend: Well you should prove them wrong somehow. Try learning the state capitals!
Blonde: Great idea!
A few days later,thier was a party and the blonde’s friend invited her.
Jock: Hey look! Its a dumb blonde!
Blonde: I’m not dumb!I know the state capitals!
Jock: Oh yeah? Prove it! Whats the capital of Montana?
Blonde: Thats easy! It’s “M”.
A Blonde goes to a store and tells an employee that she would like to buy that tv and he responds sorry mam we dont sell to Blondes.
So she goes home and changes her hair color and returns to the store and tells the employee excuse me sir I would like to buy this tv and he responds sorry mam we dont sell to Blondes.
Now she goes home and gets a complete makeover and returns many days later and tells the employee sir I would like to buy this tv and he responds Im sorry mam we dont sell to Blondes. She goes to leave and she turns around frustrated and asks hims How do you know im a Blonde? and he responded because its not a tv its a microwave.
if a 300 pound blonde and a 123 pound brunett jumped off a skyscraper who would hit bottom first?
the brunett,couse the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.
A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull.
“It’s the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it.”
She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, “I’d like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.”
The man behind the counter tells her, “Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $. 75 per word.”
She thinks about it for a moment and decides. “I’d like to send one word, please.”
“And what word would that be?” inquires the man.
“Comfortable,” replies the brunette.
The man asks, “I’m sorry miss, but is your friend gonna understand this telegram?”
The brunette replies, “My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL.”
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?
A: “Daddy, I want to go to Miasma!”
What do you do whaen a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull out the pin, and throw it back!!!
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WOULD HAVE SEEN IT??
One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,”the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats.”
Why did the Blonde jump off the Empire State Building? Because she said her maxi pad had wings.
Q: What’s dumber than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater?
A: A blonde trying to set fire to it.
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde and Santa Claus are walking down the street and see a twenty dollar bill lying on the sidewalk. Guess who picks it up?
The dumb blonde – The other two don’t exist.