Category: blondes

Q: Why don’t blones have pubic hair?

A: Have you ever seen grass grow on a highway?

To see what was on the other side.

There is a red head hoping around town saying 51, 51 ,51 and a blonde walks up and says can i play the red head say’d shere so they are hoping around town saying 51, 51, 51, and the blonde gets hit by a truck and the red head say’s 52, 52, 52, 52.

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottem of the pool.

this girls mum got a new boyfriend & she tryed to tell her he mother was no good.
The mother asked y.
the girl said because the other day jimmy told him it was me that broke the lamp & he said to me if u have been naughty go to your room but if u wanna be naughty go to mine.
the mother replid that bastrd trust him to send u off to be naughty in a room where nothing is his.
(her mother is blonde)

A blonde goes to a electronics store n asks to buy that t.v. the shop keeper replies no so she goes home n dies hair brown she goes back the next day n says can i buy that t.v. the shop keeper says no your that blonde from yesterday so she goes home n dies her hair black n goes bk to the shop to weeks l8ter n says can i buy that t.v. the shop keeper says no your that blonde from two weeks a go she replies how do u know he replies its not a t.v. its a microwave.

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?A: She missed.

There were three woman which were gonna be executed. One was a blonde, one a brunette, and one a redhead.

They were outside all three of them and it was the brunettes turn to be executed. Just as they were aboout to shoot her she pointed behind the executers and yelled TORNADO. The executers looked behind them and the brunette escaped.

Now it was the redheads turn to be executed and just as they were gonna shoot her she pointed behind the executers and yelled TWISTER. The executers looked behind them and the redhead escaped as well.

Finally it was the blondes turn and just about when they were gonna shoot her she pointed behind them and yelled FIRE and they shot her!!

What are the 2 ways Blondes and dogs are the same?

They can both bleed for a week without dying and bury a bone without getting there nose dirty.

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, ‘We need some four-by-twos.’ The clerk said, ‘You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?’ The man said, ‘I’ll go check,’ and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, ‘Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.’ ‘Alright. How long do you need them?’ The customer paused for a minute and said, ‘I’d better go check.’ After awhile, the customer returned to the office and said, ‘A long time. We’re gonna build a house.’

One day a blonde pulled up to a gas station to get some gas.
When she finished pumping the gas, she realized that she left
the keys in the car. She went inside to get a coat hanger from
the clerk and to pay for the gas. The clerk gave her one and was
even nice enough to straighten it for her. She thanked him and
went back out to her car.

After a while, he decided to go check on her and see how she was
doing. He walked out there and saw her moving the hanger around,
back and forth and up and down just really going at it! He went
aroung the car to the driver’s side to where the girl was and
through the window, he could see another blonde waving and
mouthing, “More to the left!! more to the left!!”

a blonde walks into a store and see a TV and thinks i need that TV.so she walks to a salesman and says…

blonde:can i have that TV
sales man: no because your a blonde

so the blonde goes out of the store frustrated and then decides to get a red wig.
she puts it on and walks into the store.and says…

blonde:can i have that TV
sales man:i already said no because your a blonde

so the blonde goes out of the store again frustrated and then decides to get a brown wig.
she puts it on and walks into the store.and says…

blonde:can i have that TV
sales man: for the last time no your a blonde

the blonde is so frustated she realy wants that TV so she asks…

blonde:tell me how you always findout im that blonde who wants that TV?
sales man:Lady thats a Microwave