Category: blondes

Too many blondes were drowning.

One day a blonde was driving in her car and she had a crash but she was not hurt. A policeman comes up to her and asked what happend she said “I was driving in my car and suddnely trees started coming from no where there was one on my left and I swerved and then one on my right and it went on and on and on. The policeman said “but there is no trees down this road for 30 miles,it was your air freshner swinging back and forth.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.A: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.”

What goes “Vroom…screech…vroom…screech…vroom…screech?”A blonde at a flashing red light.

10 blondes and 1 brunette were mountain climbing one day. so they were climbing and they got into trouble at a spot one of them had to give up there life so they could continue on so the brunette said i’ll do it so you girls can go on so she jumped to the jagged rocks below (ouch) the dumb blondes felt sorry for the brunette so they jumped of to THE END

Q. One day a blonde walked into an electronics store and went to the cashier and asked “may I please buy that t.v. over there”and the cashier said “no because your blonde.” So she went home and dyed her hair black and went back to the store and asked the cashier again if she could by the t.v. and he again said no because your blonde. she thought “how does he know I am blonde.” so she went home and dyed her hair brown, and red and the same thing happened. she came back the next day with her hair blonde and asked the cashier how did you know that i was blonde when i dyed my hair all of those colors and the cashier said~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A. “because that is not a t.v. thats a microwave.”

What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after six months.

What do u say to a blonde when your in a hurry A.I’ll take it to go

A blonde was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She was standing in front of the candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out. She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob, again a candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket. She put two more coins into the machine and again turned the knob producing yet another candy bar. A man was watching from a short distance away and walked up to her, he said ‘Excuse me Miss? What are you doing?’ She said, ‘Duh! I’m winning here!’

What do you call a blond with a brain? A golden retriever.

How does a blonde part their hair? By doing the splits.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I don�t know!