Category: blondes

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?? To see what was on the other side

there were three blondes there was a mirror if you lied to it you would dissapear so an ugly red head went in and said I’m the prettyest girl in the world and dissapeard so the next girl went in and she was a browndie and she said I’m the prettyest girl in the world and dissaspeard so the next girl went in and she was blonde and said I think and dissapeard HA HA HA LOL LMAO

What do you call eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They’re easier to keep amused.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool…

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns it.

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

The blond opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I’m jumping too.”

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.

“Everyone turned and stared at the blond’s wife.

…………are you ready for it?………………..

“Hey, don’t look at me,” she said, “He makes his own lunch.”

A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blond is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells “No, honey, don’t do it.” The blond replies “Shut up, you’re next.”

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she’s speeding so she asks the blonde if there’s a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he’s got his lights on. The blonde replies “Yes…No…Yes…No…Yes…No”

Q: What is the blonde’s highest ambition in life?A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q:What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A:You pull the pin and throw it back.

Q:What do you do if a blonde throws pin at you?

A:RUN!

Q: How do you kill a blonde ?

A: Stick a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool