Category: blondes

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don’t know, there are some things even a blonde won’t do.

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?

A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: why is it more difficult to build a blonde snowman compared to a normal one?

A: Because you have to hollow out the head!!!!!!!

There are a lot of blonds in a submereen how do you drownd
them?knock on the door.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to see their grandpa living on top of a large cliff. He told them that the cliff was magical and said to jump off the cliff and say the name of the animal you want to turn into and you will turn into it. So they went to the cliff. The brunette went first. She jumped off the cliff and said, “eagle” and turned into an eagle and flew away. The redhead went next. She jumped off and said, “butterfly” and turned into a butterfly and flew away. The blonde went last. She jumped off the cliff and forgot what to do so she said, “holy crap”

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

Submitted by BreeBrown
Edited by Tantilazing

There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back.

They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died.

Why?

They couldn’t get the tailgate open.

Submitted by Curtis

There was a blonde, sitting in a rowboat, out in the middle of a huge field. She kept screaming “HELP.”

Another blonde happen to be driving by in her car and heard the first blonde yelling for help, so she pulled over to the side of the road to see what was wrong.

She yelled to the blonde sitting in the boat and asked her what was wrong.

The blonde in the boat replied, “I lost the oars and don’t know how to get out of here. Can you help me?”

The second blonde replied, “I would but I can’t swim!”

Q: How do you know that a blonde has been playing an arcade
game?

A: The joystick is wet.

How do you keep a blond at home?
Build a circle drive!

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side!

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?

A: She’s the one throwing bread at the airplanes.