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Tennis Balls

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One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.

Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.

Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling.

“What do you have in your pocket?” she asked.

“Tennis ball,” the man said smiling back.

“Wow,” said the blonde looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

A really stupid frog joke

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A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and said that he found a frog. The teacher asked, “Is the frog alive or dead?”The student replied, “It’s dead.”The teacher then asked, “How do you know for sure?”The boy said, “I pissed in its ear.”Aghast, the teacher said, “You did what?”He said, “You know, I went to his ear and said, ‘PSST!’ and it didn’t move. So, it must be dead.”

Doctor Visit

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An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone, entered the
doctor’s office. “We have come for an examination” said the young girl.
“Alright,” said the doctor. “Go behind that curtain and take your clothes
off.”
“No, not me” said the girl. “it’s my old aunt here.”
“Very well,” said the doctor. “Madam, please stick out your tongue.”

Why Beer Is Better Than Woman

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– You can enjoy a beer all month.

– Beer stains wash out.

– You don’t have to wine and dine a beer.

– Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.

– When beer goes flat you toss it out.

– Beer is never late.

– HANGOVERS go away.

– A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.

– Beer labels come off without a fight.

– When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

– Beer never has a headache.

– After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.

– A beer won’t get upset if you come home with beer on your
breath.

– If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.

– You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.

– A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.

– You can share a beer with your friends.

– You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.