Category: business

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.

Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

Better latent than never.

Cropp’s Law: The amount of work done varies inversely with the amount of time spent in the office.

There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.

Fresco’s Discovery: If you knew what you were doing, you’d probably be bored.

Gumperson’s Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Only a mediocre person is always at their best.

If everything seems to go right, check your zipper.

There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don’t know what it’s a plan for.

An ounce of rejection is worse than a pound of “sure”.

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.