Category: blondes

Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb?Shey kept breaking them with the hammer.

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why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?

to feed the toilet duck

A Blonde And A Brunette Go Parachuting. The Blonde jumps first,
pulls her parachute cord and is slowly drifting in the air and
enjoying the view.

The brunette jumps after her, pulls her parachute cord but
nothing happens. She pulls it again, this time as hard as she
can, still nothing. She pulls the cord to the emergency chute,
but that doesn’t open either. Falling like a speeding bullet,
she passes by the blonde.

The blonde looks at her and says, while getting her parachute
off her shoulders, “Sooo, you want to race, do you?

You find a skeleton in a closet with blonde hair, what is it?

The winner of hide and go seek.

Submitted by Yisman
Edited by Curtis

A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.”The blonde then asks, “What does it do?”The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps keeps cold things cold.”The blonde says, “I’ll take it!”The next day, she walks into work with her new thermos. Her blonde boss sees her and asks, “What is that shiny object you have?”She said, “It’s a thermos.”The boss then says, “What does it do?”She replies, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?”The blonde replies, “Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”

JR~ Did you know that blondes arent stupid there just not smart?

Alex~ No I didnt I just considere us all stupid because we are all blondes.

Jr~ well your wrong. im not a blonde. see what i mean blondes arent stupid there just not smart.

There were 3 blondes who found a jeanie. He granted each of them a wish. The first wished she was 50% smarter – poof she’s a BRUNETTE, the second wished she was 25% smarter – poof she’s a REDHEAD, the third wished she was 50% dumber – poof she’s a BLOND MAN.

The blonde reported for her University final examination which
consists of “yes/no” type questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her
purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking
the answer sheet – Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an
hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it
out.

During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the
coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.

“I finished the exam in half and hour. But, she says, I am
rechecking my answers!”

Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!

One day, two blondes drove their convertible car to the
bar for some drinks. After a few minutes, it starts raining
really hard. The blondes run out to revert their car into a
regular car. They shouted to each other, “We can’t get in! The
door’s locked!”

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?A: You don’t. They’re born that way.