Category: blondes

What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? “Way to go team!”

Bigfoot has been spotted.

Did you hear about the blonde that entered a “mixed doubles”
competition?

She thought it was a cocktail drinking contest.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

“Hey, girls,” says the brunette one day, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.”

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss.

She quietly sneaks out of the house and vows to return home at her normal time the next day.

In the morning, the brunette says: “That was fun, we should do it again sometime.”

“No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught.”

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions –
“Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”

The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.” She thanked the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and,
sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.

The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus and that was three hours ago! Why are you still waiting?”

The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now…
The 45th bus just went by!”

a smart blonde, a blonde, and santa clause jumped off a bridge at the same time. which one hit the groun first?

the blonde, the other two dont exised.

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

you wave to her she will fall right out

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

There were three people robbing a bank, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde.

When they heard the cops coming, they went to hide in a barn.

The redhead hid in with the chickens, the brunette hid in with the horses, and the blonde hid in the potato sack.

When the cops came in the barn they passed by the chickens and all they heard was clucking so they did not catch the redhead.They passed by the horses and all they heard was clomping so they did not catch the brunette. They went pass the potato sack and they heard POTATO, POTATO, POTATO, and they caught the blonde.

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver. “Ma’am, is there a reason
that you’re weaving all over the road?” The woman replied, “Oh
officer, thank goodness you’re here!! I almost had an accident!
I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved
to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved
to the right and there was another tree in front of me!”
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the
officer replied, “Ma’am…that’s your air freshener.”

Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb?Shey kept breaking them with the hammer.