Category: blondes

whats the diffrence between a blonde and a bicycle ANSWER a bicycle has a mind of its own

Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex?
A:A bus shelter.

What’s the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o?

Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.

Question: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
Answer: By trying to drown it.

Q: Why were blondes created?

A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A. Run like hell – she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

A blonde is driving down the freeway in her car when her boyfriend calls on the cell phone. When she picks up the phone he says, “Hi honey, it’s me, I just wanted to call and tell you to be careful, it says on the news that there is a car driving the wrong way on the freeway.” She says, “There’s not one, there’s hundreds of them!!”–Submitted by: Courtney W.

A blonde,brunette and a redhead all step up to a mysterious magig mirror. A sign beside it says: If you lie while looking in this mirror you will dissapear. The brunette appraches the mirror and says: “I think i’m the smartest girl in the world” and she dissapeared. The redhead approaches the mirror and says:” I think I’m the hottest girl in the world.” and she dissapeared. Then the blonde appraches the mirror and says: ” I think, and she dissapeared

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.

There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head in a doctor’s office. All
three
of them were pregnant. All of the women were just talkin about how
excited
they were about being a mommy. First the red head said, ” I’m gonna have a
boy
because i was on the bottom.” Then the brunette said, ” I’m gonna have a
girl
because i was on the top.” The two women looked at the blonde. She had a
big
frown on her face. She said, ” OH KNOW!!! I’M GONNA HAVE PUPPIES!!!”