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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I only can sell the car. “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it.”
a good actor will smack there face
a bad actor will miss there face
a blonde actor will miss there face by turning there head the wrong way
What’s the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we’ll find Bigfoot.
a blonde and a brunnete lived together.
One night the brunnete hears footsteps downstairs so she tells the blonde. The blonde is shocked. “Call 999.” The brunnete whispers. The blonde grabbed the phone and looked at it puzzled. “Whats wrong?” the brunnete asked. The blonde replied “Theres only one 9 on this phone.”
A blonde went over to her neigbors to ask for some orange jucie, so he gave her a frozen can. she walk back over to her house and while she was walking she was reading the can when she got home her friend founde her on the side walk and yelled,” hey how r u?” her repile was SSSHHHHH! it says concentrate
One day a Blonde tells her husband that the toilet don’t flush.
The husband says, “What you think? I am not a plumber.”
A week later she tells her husband that the lights don’t work.
Once again the husband says, “What you think? I am not
electrician.”
A week later the husband asks his blonde wife, “Did you call the
plumber and the electrician?” “Yea, They ask me for a cup of
coffee or sex.” The husband asks, “They fix all this, for a cup
of coffee?” “No,” the blonde wife replied, “What you think? I am
not Starbucks employee.”
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag?
What did you name the other one!!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later she checked it again this happened all through the day till the neighbor went outside and stopped her and asked her why she kept looking in her mail box and her reply was.
“My computer keeps telling me I have mail!”
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.
Q: Why can’t blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
How do you drown a blonde?Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.Or: Leave a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.