Category: blondes

there was this blonde and she was really over weight so she went to tha doctor and shes like i need to lose wait..
so he says ok..
eat 2 days then skip a day..
eat two days and skip a day…and when u come back u will lose five pounds..
when she came bak she lost 20 pounds..
she goes i nearly died the 3rd day he goes wut from not eating she goes no from skipping

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A1: A golden retriever.
A2: A labrador.
A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover.

Why don’t blondes like making Kool-Aid?

Because they can’t fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.

A young blonde comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?””Yes, dear,” replied her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn’t have to explain it.”But then when I have a baby, won’t it knock my teeth out?”

There was a blonde, a red head , and a bunett they were runing from the cops so they hid in sacks of patatoes the cops go over to the first bag wich has the red head in it and they kick it and she goes ruf ruf they go to the sencond bag wich has the bunett in it th cops kick it she goes meow They go over to the 1 with the blonde in it and they kick it she goes pooootaaatooesss

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!”

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks “What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??”

All the blondes say “We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!”

A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers door saying “I need 45 gallons of milk.”He knocked on the door and a beautiful blond answered it.”Is this a mistake?”the milkman asked.”No,” she said, “I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is good for your skin.””Really?”replied the milkman.”Do you want it pasteurised?””No, up to my tits would be fine,” she said

what do you call a blond in a can
sex in a can

Q: How do you get blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.

3 women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead were told that if they slide down a magical rainbow and shouted what they wanted to land in they would land in it.

The redhead shouted, MEN. and she lands in a group of men.

The brunette shouts, MONEY. And lands in a pile of money.

The blonde shouts, WEEEEEEEE… and well…

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree.