Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
answer:
She thought her maxi pad had wings.
Category: blondes
Vacuum Cleaner
What do a blonde and a vacuum cleaner have in common?
They both suck, blow and get laid in the closet.
Blonde Deputy
The local Sheriff was looking for a new deputy.
When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her “Okay, what is 1 and 1?”
“Eleven”, she replies.
The Sheriff thinks to himself, “Thats not what I wanted, but I guess she’s right!”
“What two days of the week begin with the letter T?” he asks.
“Today and Tomorrow”, the blonde answers.
The Sheriff is again surprised that the blonde has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.
“Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?” he asks her.
The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, “I don’t know.”
“Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?”
So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview.
The blonde was exultant. “The interview went great!” she says. “First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
What do blonds and s
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Walks home.
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themselves.
A2: Walks home.
Finding A Mirror
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up, looks at it.
“WOW! I know this person. I’ve seen this person before.”
The other blonde takes the mirror and looks at it and says, “Of course you do. That�s me!”
How to keep a blonde busy
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Tgif
why do blondes put tgif on their trainers ?
it stands for
Toe Goes In First
Rolex and Timex
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had
acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their
names were…
The blonde responded by saying that one was named
Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming
dogs like that?”
“HELLOOOOOO,” answered the blond. “They’re
watch dogs!”
How to keep a blonde
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Stranded in the desert!
One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were riding in a car when it broke
down i the middle of a desert. The best thing they could do was try to walk
towards civilization. SO the redhead said, ” I’m going to bring food so when I
get hungry, I can eat some.” The brunette said, “I’m going to bring water so
when I get thirsty, I can drink some.” then, the blonde said, “I’m going to
bring the car door so when I get hot, I can roll down the window!”