Category: blondes

What do you call a blond with a brain? A golden retriever.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?1001 1 to hold the bulb and a thousand to turn the building

A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up
parked at a “lovers point” where they started making out.

After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might
get lucky, so he asked her, “Do you want to get into the back
seat?”

“NO!” she answered. Okay, he thought, maybe she’s not ready yet.
Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and
things are getting really hot, so he asks again, “Do you want to
get into the back seat?”

“NO!” she answers again. Now he has her bra off, they’re both
very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he
thinks, she HAS to want it now. “Do you want to get into the
back seat NOW?” he asks again. “NO!” she answers yet again.

Frustrated, he demands, “Well, why not!?” “Because I want to
stay up here with you!”

Did you hear about the blonde that got fired from the M&M factory? She threw away all the w’s

Why does a blond jump off of a 100 story building?
GIVE UP?
To see if here maxie pads really do have wings.

Q:What do you do when a blonde throughs a gernade at you?
A: Pull the pin and through it back!

Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? More leg-room!

A blonde walks into a bar, the guy at the counter says to her, “Are you a natural blonde?”

“Why, yes, I am”, says the blonde.

“Can you prove it?” asks the guy.

“How do you propose I do this?”, asks the blonde.

“Well, pull down your pants & I’ll be able to tell, if you’re a natural blonde, you’re ‘hair down there’ will be blonde as well .” states the guy.

The blonde thinks about it for a minute, looks at the guy & says, “O.K., I will”

She pulls her pants down & is covered in thick, black hair.

The guy laughs & calls her a liar.

She asks him to do her a favor now.

“Place your thumb on the counter, I have a point to prove.” She says.

The guys laughs again, rolls his eyes, and places his thumb on the counter.

The blonde hits his thumb as hard as she can with a beer bottle, it immediately bruises.

The guys jumps up & asks her, “What the hell was that for?”

The blonde smiles, and says, “Look, and that was only banged once.”

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a copy of “The Three Little Pigs” at the bottom of the pool and tell her to read the whole thing.

What’s the difference between a blonde whore and a redhead whore?

After the blonde, you put antibiotics on your dick.

After the redhead you put antibiotics on the bite marks on your shoulders and scratches on your back.

Why are blonde’s coffins Y-shaped?

Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said, ‘These look like deer tracks,’
and the other one said, ‘No they look like moose tracks.’

They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.