Category: blondes

“What’s the date today?” asks a blonde.

“I don’t know. You’ve got a newspaper in your hands. Why don’t
you look at it?”

“That wouldn’t do any good, it’s yesterday’s paper.”

A lady came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not
been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant
about all the new technology. A technician followed her
onto the elevator, wheeling a large, intimidating looking
machine with tubes and wires and dials. “Boy, would I hate
to be hooked up to that thing,” she said.

“So would I,” replied the technician. “It’s a floor-cleaning
machine.”

Why do dumb blondes have orgasms?
So they know when to stop having sex!!!!!

The phone call…

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
“How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”

And his lovely wife replies, “I don’t any idea who it was.
It was some stupid woman wanting to know “if the coast is clear.”

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the m&m factory?
A. She threw out all the w’s!

a girl walkes home from school one day and says mummy we had a conteast of who could count from 1 2 10 and i won. whys that mummy is it cuz im blond.
the mum says yes dear and she goes to bed.

the next day the girl walks home from school and tells her mum we had a nuther conteast for who caould suck faster and i won. whys that mummy is it cuz im blond the mum says yes dear.she goes to bed.

the next day the girl comes home from school and says mummy we had a nuther conteast today and i won it was for the one with this biggest boobs. well done dear its cuz ur 22.

by jack m w

There is 3 people on a island, 1 of them is a man, the others are woman. the man is normal, and there is a blonde woman and a bruenett. They wanted to escape the island, so the blonde woman swims across, the bruenett makes a raft and floats across, the man walks across the bridge.

Why did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree

There was a small building with two rooms. Inside the first
room, there was a young man, inside the other room there were 4
young women. One woman had brown hair, she walks into the other
room and the young man says,”you have beautiful brown hair.” The
girl says,” thank you its sooo natural.” and runs her fingers
through her hair. the second woman has blonde hair. She goes in
the room and the same thing happens. The third woman has red
hair. She goes into the room and the same thing happens. the
fourth woman has green hair. She walks into the room and the guy
says,” um…you have lovly green hair.” She sneezez on her hand,
runs her fingers thorugh her hair and says,” its soo natural!!”

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which one
hit the bottom first?

Not the blonde, she needed directions!

A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.
When the man tells her it will be $300 She exclaims..”I don’t have any money.. but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland !!!!”

To that the man asks “Anything”65 And the blonde says “yes.. Anything”!!

With that, the man says “Follow me”..He walks into the next room and tells her “Come in and close the door”..She does!!

He then says “Get on your knees”..She does!!.. He then says take down my zipper”..She does!!… He then says “Go ahead… Take it out”. With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands!! The man then says “Well.. Go ahead”!!…She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips..She says “HELLO, MOM”6565

Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? More leg-room!