one day a blonde wanted to buy a tv so she goes down to the local walmart and asks one of the employees if she could by a tv and points at the one she wants.
the employee says no we cant sell tvs to blondes.
she storms out angerly.
the next day she comes back and once again asks if she could by a tv and points to the one she wants.
once again the employee says no we cant sell tvs to blondes.
And once again the blonde storms out angerly
Finally on the third day the blonde dyes her hair red and walks into the walmart and asks if she can by a tv and points to the one that she wants.
the employee says no we cant sell tvs to blondes.
The blonde says how did u know that i was a blonde!
the employee says that only a blonde would miskate a tv for a microwave
Category: blondes
M&M
How do you keep a blonde busy for a long time?
Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabitize them!
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Blonde
Q: Why did the blonde take some bread to the Toilet?
A: Because she wanted to feed the Toilet Duck
Q: Why was the blonde staring at the Orange juice?
A: Because it said Concentrate.
Emergency Blonde
A blonde was walking down the street one day. A house was on
fire, so she went to a neighborhood home and asked to use the
phone because of an emergency. She was going to dial 911, but
she couldn’t. She couldn’t find the eleven!!
The Blonde and the three Pigs
There were three pigs and a blonde in a bar. The first pig asks: are blonde’s really stupid?
no: says the blonde.
The second pig asks:are blonde’s really stupid?
no:says the blonde
the third pig walks up to her and asks are blondes really stupid.
no: says the blonde
the third pig says: well…i’m gonna ask that burnette over there!!!!!
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems to hurt.”
The brunette says, ”Well maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup.”
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examined her and said, ”You have acute appendicitis.”
The blond yelled at the doctor…
”I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!”
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A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.
So he told her all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
After 15 minutes of this, the blonde’s blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.
“I’m trying to pop out this dent, but it’s not really working.”
“Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!”
Blonde in London
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed when she went to London? A: She found out that Big Ben was only a clock. Submitted by: Aviva
Blonde Game
A blonde is on a plane sleeping when the guy next to her says, “Let’s play a
game.” She looks at him and tells him the she doesn’t want to and she just wants
to sleep, but he keeps bugging her until she agrees.
He tells her that he will ask her a question and if she
Can�t answer, she owes him $5.00, then she asks him a
Question and if he can’t answer, he owes her $50.00. So he asks, “Who was the
last person to sign the Declaration of independence?”
She quietly hands over a $5 bill. She asks, “What goes up a Hill with 4 legs
and down with 5? He has no idea so he gives Up and gives her $50.
The blonde turns back around and goes back to sleep.
Not 2 seconds later, he wakes her back up and asks, “What was the answer?”
Quietly, she reaches into her purse and gives the guy a
$5.00 bill.
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.
Blonde Keys in the Car
A blond walked into a gas station and told the manager, “I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door.””Why, sure,” said the manager, “we have something that works especially for that.”A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice.”No, no, a little to the left,” said the other blonde inside the car.