Category: blondes

A blonde walks into a circuit store. She goes to the back and asks the clerk “Can I have this T.V.?” He said “No.” “Why not?” asked the blonde. “Because your a dumb blonde.”

She comes back the next day with a new hair color. She again asked the same clerk if she could have that same T.V.. He again said no. When she asked why he responded “Because that’s not a T.V., that is a microwave.

A blonde lady was being rushed to the emergency room on a
respirator. She had just ran a marathon, but had collapsed 10
yards away from the finish line. Since she wasn’t completely
knocked out, a reporter asked ” Mam, do you know what could’ve
caused you to faint? Was it lack of water?” A herd of reporters
from different stations was following the path of the woman’s
bed as the doctors swiftly strolled it through the corridors.
She blew in the air and started to clap after it, then fainted
again. Once she regained consciousness, she woke up to a doctor
that was changing her pillows. The doctor asks “Are you feeling
any better? Good, God do you know how this happened? Marathon’s
can take a lot out of one person.” The lady looked up and said “
WHen I was a running, I started to breathe harder,so another
runner told me to watch myself and catch my breath. So I watched
my feet as I blew in the air tryin to catch my breath with my
hands.

What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college?
“Would you like fries with that?”

Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A: It takes too long to retrain them.

What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone has been in a 747.

There is a legend that goes like this…. In a bar somewhere in America there is a special mirror. If you walk up to the mirror and tell it a statment that is true it grants you 1 wish. If you tell it a lie … POOF!! It eats you up.
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So one day a Blonde, Brunette and a redhead walk up to the mirror and the brunette says she will say something to it first. So off she goes…this is what she says…”I think i am the most prettiest lady in the world.” POOF!! the mirror eats her up.
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Then the redhead goes up to the mirror and says…”I think i am the sexiest woman in the world.” POOF!! the mirror eats her up.
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Then the Blonde goes up to the mirrorand says…” I think…” POOF!! the mirror eats her up.

R U Laffing???????? LOLHEHHHEHEHEHHEE

A BLOUD WAS SITTING DOWN TO HAVE LUNCH, SHE URAPPED THE THIN
FOIL FROM AROUND HER SANDWICH.
FOR THE LAUGH SHE DECIDED TO SCRUNCH UP THE THIN FOIL AND
THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE FEEL ON TOP OF A BOY ACROSS THE ROOM.
(THE REASON IS BELOW)

SHE FORGOT TO LET GO…..

why are dumb blond jokes one or two lines?

so men can understand them

A blonde was sitting in her house watching T.V. She looked out the window to her neighbors house and saw it was on fire. She called 911 and told the lady on the other line: “My neighbors house is on fire!” The lady asks,”How do we get there?” The blonde replies, “Duh! A fire truck!”

What does a TV and a blonde have in common?
A:when you turn it on, it just stays there.

one day a blonde wanted to buy a tv so she goes down to the local walmart and asks one of the employees if she could by a tv and points at the one she wants.
the employee says no we cant sell tvs to blondes.
she storms out angerly.
the next day she comes back and once again asks if she could by a tv and points to the one she wants.
once again the employee says no we cant sell tvs to blondes.
And once again the blonde storms out angerly
Finally on the third day the blonde dyes her hair red and walks into the walmart and asks if she can by a tv and points to the one that she wants.
the employee says no we cant sell tvs to blondes.
The blonde says how did u know that i was a blonde!
the employee says that only a blonde would miskate a tv for a microwave