Q: Why did the blonde put T.G.I.F on all of her bras?
A: Titties Go In First.
Category: blondes
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A: Bucket seats.
scarf
Why did the blonde take his new scarf back to the store?It was too tight
Air freshener
There was this blonde that was in a car crash
but she was unscathed, when the police man came he asked what happened she said well I was driving along the road when this tree popped up so I swirved to dodge it then I saw another tree so I dodged it and I kept dodging these trees that were popping up, suddenely the police man interupted her and said mam I hate to interupt but those were not trees that was your pine scented air freshener dangling back and forth
Ground first
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground
first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Blonde quickies 16
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw
a sign that said “DISNEYLAND LEFT”. After thinking for a minute, she said to herself “oh well !” and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said
“CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”. By the time she drove eight miles, she
had cleaned 43 restrooms.
How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, “Awww, look at the dead birdie”.
The blonde stops,looks up, and says, “Where?”
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.
Dazzy Devil
WARNING- im having a blonde moment speak slowely and use small words.
uncle mike
A blond man walks into his bed room and there is his wife,
naked, sweating, and breathing hard. He walks over to her and
asks ” what is worng?” to which she answers ” honey, i am having
a heart attack.”
Her husband than sarts running all over the house, calling the
hospital, getting her cloths toghether. All of a sudden his son
comes running up to him and says ” daddy, daddy, uncle mike is
hiding in the closet , naked!” So the man rushes over to the
closet, and opens it and there is uncle mike, in his birthday
suit, the man starts yelling at him ” what are you doing here?
my wife is having a heart attack and you are running around
naked scaring the kids??!?!?!?!?!?”
Blonde: You May Already Be a Weiner
A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the side of her cup while she is drinking. After pulling off the tab, she begins screaming, “I won a motor home! I won a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and argues, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a stero system!”
The blonde replies, “No. I won a motor home!”
By this time, the manager makes his way over to the table, and he too argues, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as one of our prizes.”
Again the blonde says, “There is no mistake! I won a motor home!”
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”
Why do men like blonde jokes?…
Why do men like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them.
Blonde Boys
Why do blonde girls have black and blue spots around their belly button?Blonde Boys are dumb too.
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? So she can have a doggie bag for later.