Category: blondes

Did you hear about the blonde who was sniffing nutrasweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

two blondes are in the middle of queen st mall blond 1 says “what do you reckon is closer the moon or stones couner?” blond 2 replys “the MOON, because you can see it from here”

There were two blondes walking down the street and they spotted a compact.They
rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it. The first one
opens it and says, “This person looks familiar” The second one says, “Let me
see.” She looks at her friend and says, “Silly, that’s me!”

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has
started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after she leaves,
they’ll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is
she to know?

The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a
Little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed
early.
The redhead is elevated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health
club before meeting a dinner dates.
The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she
hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is
mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes
the door and creeps out of her house.
The next day, the brunette and the redhead talk about
leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early
also, she exclaims, “NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!”

Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.

What do you do when a blondie throws a gernade at you?
grabe it, pull out the pin and throw it back.

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?

A: A brain tumor.

Q: why did the blonde jump out the window?
A: because she thought her pad had wings
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Q: in the room there was a mirror and a blonde
and the mirror had 3 bullets in it
why were there 3 bullet holes in the mirror

A: because the blonde was trying to shoot herself.

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool and tell her to go smell it.

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy’s advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprise when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.

She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy’s advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that it was OK with him and she could continue if she wanted but he was done with the WalMart parking lot and was going over to K-Mart next.

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
Bucket seats.

Q: Why did the blonde put T.G.I.F on all of her bras?
A: Titties Go In First.