Her ankles.
Category: blondes
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?”
The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive.”
The milkman replied, “Oh, OK. Pasteurized?”
The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said…
“No. Just up to my boobs.”
Handle bars
What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A blow job with handle bars.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Christine
Blonde on a Diet
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a Diet. “I want you
to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2
weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead
that 3rd day.”
“From hunger, you mean?”
“No, from skipping.
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Blondes and Bowling Balls
What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Nothing. They both get fingered, rolled in the gutter and come back for
more.
Blonde in bar
A blonde goes into a bar and walks to the counter. There is a drunk man that says, “Beers on the house!”
The blonde walks out the back door, and returns a few minutes later with a confused look on her face.
“What’s wrong?” asks the drunk?
She said, “I went all the way outside, found a ladder, and climbed all the way to the roof, but I couldn’t find the beer!”
Buying a TV
A blonde walked into an appliance store and told the clerk that she liked to purchase the television set that sat on the counter. Very politely the clerk told her that the store didn’t service to blondes. She was just about to say something when she got an idea. She went home and died her hair black.
The very next day, she went to the store and told the same clerk she had talked to the day before, that she would like to purchase the television set that sat on the counter. Then politely the clerk told her that he already told her the day before that the store didn’t service to blondes.
She looked surprised and asked him, how did you know I was the blonde from yesterday?
How did I know, the clerk said, ’cause that’s a microwave.
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Can we see the baby
some reliyivs com buy to see the new baby.
we asked can we see the new baby?
not yet said the 65 year old mother.
canwe see it now? not yet.thirty minits past.
can we see the baby now?not yet.
can we see it now?not yet.growingvery impatentthey asked well when can we see it.
when it crys. when it crys why do we have to wate till it crys.
BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT IT!!!!!!
buy,
chance
hockeborn!!!
A young blonde woman is distraught because…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having
an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she
comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs
the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging
and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde
responds to the husband, “shut up … you’re next!”
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: They make good ankle warmers.