Category: blondes

There are two blondes. One is on one side of the creek and the other is on the oppsit side. One of the blondes say how do I get to the other side. The other blonde says you are on the other side.

This blonde walks in to a basketball game
with her friends they sat down and she ask
them why is there a zebar on the floor.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!

Wanna know a invention for a blonde?

A screen door for a submarine.

Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?

A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

Blond peeple arnt that dumm, reellee! Wee mite seem pathetic 2 sum peeple but I bet we hav better personalitees than mowst peeple we no. If you’d just giv us a chans and C that we R not all that dumm…We can even type porprely coz we R intelgilent peeple alswes, oops, aswell!

How do u no when a blonde has been sending mail ?

A: when you see a bunch of envolopes in the disk drive

What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde?

You can park in handicapped zones.

These 3 men were traped on a burning building and out popped a magic guy. He said that they could each make a wish to get off but they have to do some of the work to. One of the men was a Chinees guy. He went first. He wished he could turn into a hawk…His wish was granted. He flew off the buildidng uninjured. Another guy was an African person. He wished he was a eagle…His wish was granted too. So he flew off the building also uninjured. The last person was an American blonde guy. He was walking towards the end of the building about to make his wish when he tripped on a rock….He fell off the building and said,”Ohh crap!!””………..and you guessed it! He turned into crap and fell down!
what a sad sad sad story

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Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn!

Well, there was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do …I memorized all the state capitals.”One of the guys, of course, said “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?””N”, she answered.

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one about three feet from the cup, while the other somehow had gone directly in.

They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions he asked, “OK, so who was playing the yellow ball?”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis