Category: blondes

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing; so, after reading many books on the subject and gathering all of the necessary equipment, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy foot stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, as if from the sky, a voice boomed out, HEY, YOU, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a cup of cappuccino from her Thermos, and began to cut another hole. Again, a voice boomed, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
The blonde, now worried, moved to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and once again tried to cut the ice hole. Once more, the voice said, THERE ARE NO FISH THERE!
The blonde stopped, looked skyward, and said, Who are you, God? The voice replied, NO, I AM THE OWNER OF THIS ICE RINK!

What do you call a smart blonde?

An indicator of a really bad hangover.

blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the
state’s strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one
day, she storms into her boss’ office.
“I quit! That’s it, I’m not working here anymore!”

“Why?” asks the boss. “What’s the problem?”

“I’ve been working here for so long that I’ve grown the broom bristles between
my legs. I can’t take it anymore.”

“Listen,” the boss says. “That’s perfectly normal. Look, I have those too.”

“Oh, my God!” she exclaims. “It’s worse than I thought! You’ve also grown a
broom handle!”

A blonde and a brunette were walking in the park when the brunette stopped and said, “Look… a dead bird!”

The blonde looked up and said, “Where?”

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: A Frosted Flake.

one day 2 blondes were trying to canoe in field of corn. another blonde was driving past the corn when she noticed the blondes canoeing.
“people like them are giving blondes all around the globe a bad name. the nerve of that idiot. if only i could swim i would have gone over there and smacked them both!”

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night studying for her urine
exam?

Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?

A: Retardo.

So there are three girls that escaped from jail;a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. So the three girls escape and go into a barn close by. The brunette goes with the pigs, the redhead goes with the chickens, and the blonde goes in the corn field. The police arrive at the barn and look in the pigpen and ask if anyone is in there and the brunnete goes oink, oink, oink. so then they check the chickens and ask if anyone is in there and the redhead goes bawk, bawk, bawk. then they check in the cornfield and ask if anyone is in there and the blonde goes corn, corn, corn.

Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?

A. They throw out all the “W”s.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.