A Blonde on an Airplane

A Blonde on an Airplane

Ablonde buys a 2nd class ticket on an airplane going to Hawaii, but wants to sit in 1st class. She and a stuardess are fighting over where she sits. The stuardess says, “it says right there on your ticket. 2nd class.
“But I want to sit in 1st class!”
“You can’t. Your ticket is for 2nd class.”
The pilot heard all the yelling and came back and said “what’s going on in here?” The stuardess replied “this woman thinks she can sit in 2nd class.” Then the pilot walks up to the blonde and whisperef something in her ear. “Ohhhhh,” says the blonde and moves back to 2nd class, as the pilot goes back into the cockpit.
Later, the stuardess is curious about what the pilot said. So,she goes and asks the pilot. The pilot replies “I told her that 1st class wasn’t going to Hawaii.”

Snow today

Norman and his blonde wife live in Fargo.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”

Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later, while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today, you must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”

So, Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.

The next week they are having breakfast again and the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 10 -12 inches of snow today, you must park…” and then the electricity goes out in the middle of the sentence.

Norman’s wife says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do…”

Norman says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time.”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman

Buying drinks at a bar

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brunette: “I’ll have a B and C.”Bartender:”What is a B and C?”.Brunette: “Bourbon and Coke.”Redhead: “And, I’ll have a G and T.”Bartender: “What’s a G and T?”Redhead: “Gin and tonic.”Blonde: “I’ll have a 15.”Bartender: “What’s a 15?”Blonde: “7 and 7”

Blonde Swimmer

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter’s gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, “The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde”. The blonde says, “I don’t want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms.”

Cum on the Elevator Floor

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator. As they
walk in they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor
of the elevator. The brunette bends down for a closer look, and
states, very matter-of-factly, “It looks like cum.” The redhead
stoops down a little closer, takes a deep breath through her
nose, and proclaims, “Yes, and it smells like cum.” The blonde
stoops down yet closer, puts the tip of her finger into the
puddle, touches it to her tongue and exclaims, “Well, its nobody
from our building.”