Category: blondes

There once was a magic mirror, if you asked it a question and it was true then you would not dissappear, but if it was wrong you would dissappear. So a redhead walks up to it and says “I am the richest girl in the world, she dissappeared, the brunette said that she was the prettiest girl in the world she dissappered, the blonde went to the mirror and said “I think………… and she dissappeared

There was a blonde driving down the road one day on her way to visit some family. She was driving down a country road that came along side a giant wheat field. When she looked over at the wheat field she was shocked to see that there was another blonde out in the wheat field in a row boat. And this woman with oars in hand was vigorously rowing! The blonde woman driving saw this and was pissed! So she stopped her car along side of this wheat field and rolled down her window and yelled out to the blonde in the boat. “You know it’s blondes like you who give blondes like me a bad name!” “And if I could swim, I would swim out there and kick your ass!”.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in.

The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.

“Meow,” says the redhead.

“It must be a cat,” thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.

“Woof,” says the brunette.

“Must be a dog,” thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.

“Potatoes,” says the blonde.

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex!

Q:how do you kill a blonde?

A:put a scrach and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.!

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?A: The cow fell on her.

(Q)one blonde and one brunette decide to jump off a roof, Who hits the ground 1st?

(a)the brunette cos the blonde has to stop half way for directions.

Three Mothers, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were all talking about their daughters.The Brunette said “I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can’t believe my daughter smokes.”The Redhead says “Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can’t believe my daughter drinks.”The Blond says “I was looking through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms, I can’t believe my daughter has a penis!”

how do you make a blonde?
tell her a joke on friday

At a blonde convention a speaker stood up at the podium and
said, “Let us have the ‘dumb blonde’ theory lay to rest!” He got
a warm reply, so he went on. He pointed at a young lady in the
audience, “Young lady, will you please step up here?” The young
lady got up to the podium, stood and smiled.

The speaker asked, “Alright. What is 101 + 20?” The young lady
replied, “120!” The speaker flinched and said “No, I’m sorry,
that’s not correct.” The blonde audience shouted, “Give her
another chance!”

So he did, “What’s 10 + 10?” The young lady replied, “22.” The
blondes once again shouted in unison, “Give her another chance!”

Cursing under his breath, he said, “Now, what is 2+2?” The
blonde replied innocently, “4?”. The speaker was just about to
congratulate her when the crowd shouted, once again, “Give her
another chance!”

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger
blown off. �How did this happen?� the doctor asked. �Well I was trying to commit
suicide,� the blonde replied. �Trying to commit suicide by shooting your
finger?� �No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, �I just paid
$6,000 for these,� then I put it in my mouth and I thought, �I just paid $4,000
to get my teeth fixed.� So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, �this is
going to make a loud noise,� so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the
trigger.�

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad
has once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow
plow and follow it.”

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She
followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the
truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad
had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done withe Wal-Mart, now you can
follow me over to Sears.”