Category: blondes

What do you call a blonde in a freezer?Frosted flakes……..

A blonde, brunette and a redhead were in a bar. The Brunette
said that she could take an eight inch cock up her cunt. The
Redhead said, “That’s nothing. I can take a twelve inch cock in
my cunt.” The blonde smiled at them and slid down the bar
stool….

There were two blondes sitting in the park and one blonde said to the other blonde “look over there at the dog with one eye” and so the other blonde did and covered her right eye.

How can you tell a blonde has been on your computer?

Your Joystick is wet.

What do you call Blonde Black Blonde Black Blonde Black?

answer: a cheerleader doing cartwheels

The Ice Cream Toaster

There were three blondes living together.

Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get them, and she said to herself, “Am I going up the stairs or down the stairs?”

So, she stood there puzzled, the bags of groceries still in her hands.

Blonde #2 was taking a bath, and was draining the tub because it was too cold. With her hair still dry, she said to herself, “Was I getting in the tub or out of the tub?” She stood there, just thinking about it.

Blonde #3 was sitting in the living room in front of the coffee table, and she said to herself, “Knock on wood I’m not as stupid as the other two!” She knocked the table and sat there puzzled: “Was that the front door or the back door?

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?He’s the one on his bike.

How does a blonde part their hair?
By doing the splits.

During a routine flight out of New York, a blond passenger stood
up on, pulled out a gun, and announced, “I’m taking over this
plane. Take me to Chicago.”

A stewardess walked over to the blond and whispered in his ear,
“We’re already going to Chicago.”

“Oh. Good.” The blond then sat back down.

There once was a magic mirror, if you asked it a question and it was true then you would not dissappear, but if it was wrong you would dissappear. So a redhead walks up to it and says “I am the richest girl in the world, she dissappeared, the brunette said that she was the prettiest girl in the world she dissappered, the blonde went to the mirror and said “I think………… and she dissappeared

What do you call a zit on a blonde’s bum?

A brain tumor.