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Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus. A man collided with a cow and completed the requested form as follows: Q: What warning did you give the other party before the collision? A: Horn Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo

It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store’s opening time, in front of the store.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colurful curse. On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.

As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line, “That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won’t open the store!”

Q. How do you know when Asians have moved into the neighborhood?

A. Mexicans start getting car insurance.

A Russian couple were walking down a street in Moscow one night when the man
felt a drop hit his nose.
“I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.
“No that felt like snow to me, dear,” she replied.
“No I’m sure it was just rain,” he said. They were about to have a major
argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a minor
communist party official walking towards them.
“Let’s not fight about it,” the man said. “Let’s ask Comrade Rudolph whether
its officially raining or snowing.” As the man approached the husband said:
“Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”
“It’s raining, of course” he replied and walked on. But the woman insisted.
“I know that felt like snow!”
To which the man quietly said, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”