A test of morals

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.

Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought.

By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and consider each line this is important for the test to work accurately.

You’re in Florida, USA…In Miami, to be exact… There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods.

There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless.

You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos.

There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water.

Nature is showing all its destroying power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud.

You move closer.

Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is, it’s George W. Bush!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever.

You have two options.

You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life.

So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world’s most powerful men.

And here’s the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select color film, or would you rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

Submitted by sai1ram
Edited by Curtis

There are 3 guys and

There are 3 guys and they all work in a store. One day a robber comes into the store with a gun ready to shoot. The guys are like please please don’t shoot me! So the robber says ”only on 1 condition you have to bring a fruit tomorrow and stick it up your butt.So the next day the first guy comes with an apple and sticks it up his butt but he was shot any way. The second guy came with an orange and sticks it up his butt but he was shot anyway. So the 2 guys are up in heaven and the first guy starts laughing. ”Whats so funny, were dead!” says the second guy. ”Its not that!” says the first guy. ”Then what is it?”
” I just seen the third guy with a watermellon!” says the first guy.

Red truck

An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire.

He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,

“Hurry over here,muh house is on fahr!”

“OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?”

“Shucks, don’t you fellers still have those big red trucks?”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

What a Chicken Gives

The Teacher asked, “All right children, who can tell me what a chicken gives?”Mary answered, “A chicken gives eggs!”The Teacher then asked, “Now who can tell me what a goat gives?”And Paul answered, “A goat gives goat milk!” And finally the Teacher asked, “Well now, who can tell me what the cow gives?”And Little Johnny replied, “Fucking homework and tests!”

Fridays in Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil…Satan: Why so glum?Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell!Satan: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?Guy: Sure, I love to drink.Satan: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that’s all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca… we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don’t worry about getting a hangover, because you’re dead anyway.Guy: Gee, that sounds great!Satan: You a smoker?Guy: You better believe it!Satan: All right! You’re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungsout. If you get cancer – no biggie, you’re already dead, remember?Guy: Wow… that’s awesome!Satan: I bet you like to gamble.Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt you’re dead anyhow.Satan: What about Drugs?!?Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don’t mean…Satan: That’s right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you’re dead, who cares.Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!Satan: You gay?Guy: No…Satan: Ooooh (grimaces). You’re gonna hate Fridays.