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there was a mom a dad a son and a daugter.one day the girl went up to her mother and asked whats this well thats your garage dont let any motarcycles park into it.and the little girl said ok and went to play in the sand box. then the boy went up to his father and asked whats this well thats your motarcycle park it in any garage you see.so the boy left and went to the sand box to play. five minutes later the little girl came back covered with blood and the mother asked what happened well the boy tried to park his bike in to my garage so i riped off his wheels.

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, “Fuck you!”

5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says,
‘I’m sorry honey, but I’ve got a gynecologist�s appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.’

The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

This time he whispers in her ear, ‘Do you have a dentist’s appointment tomorrow too?’