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one day a drunk driver was swerving all around on the road.A preacher,that was behind him,thought he could pass the guy and be safe afterwards.Well,the preacher tried to pass him,but fell off on the side of the road.The drunk driver stopped and asked the preacher if he was alright.The preacher got out of the ruff-looking car and said in a shaky voice,I am alright,for the good Lord rides with me.The drunk driver,being drunk,sayed “well you better let him ride with me

A 3 year old girl visited her grand father’s house and saw a picture of the Virgin Mary on the wall. She asked “grandpa who is that lady on the wall?”” At which grandpa answered “”Mary””. The 3 year old said

Questions that have Confused humankind!!

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll
squeeze these dangly things here

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest
to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognisable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah

A man hired a horse from a priest one day. The preist warned the man that the horse only obeys two commands: ‘Praise the Lord’ to go faster and ‘Hallelujah’ to stop. The man memorised this and took the horse out for a test run on top of a cliff. He first said, “Praise the Lord”” and the horse ran. The man suddenly saw the end of the cliff and realised that he had forgotten how to stop the horse. When the man was a centimeter close to edge

Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their
wives.
Henry started by saying, “I think my wife is fooling around on
me. I went home the other day and found a hammer and a saw under
our bed. I think she is cheatin’ on me with a carpenter!””

Tom answered

A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

As it turned out, however, the wife wasn’t having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay with the others since several of his important clients were there.

As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.

She looked at him and smiled. “Jerves

There were three Chinese men in England wanting to learn some English. So, one went into a Bingo place, another in a restaurant and the other into a sweet shop.

“YES!!!”” Someone shouted in the Bingo place so he learnt that. The one in the restaurant learnt “”KNIVES AND FORKS!!!”” And finally the last one learnt “”GOODIE GOODIE!!!”” from the little kiddies in the sweetie shop.

All of a sudden

There once was a little boy named Little Deeper. He was in the 3rd grade and his dad was the principal of his school. One day, he used this to the best of his advantage,…on his teacher.
He walked up to her desk, told her to take her clothes off.She said “no””.He said

A man and his son were driving in the car,when a police pulled them over for speeding. “Oh Shit!”” exclaimed the father.
“”What does shit mean daddy?”” Asked the little boy innocently.
“” It’s…ummm

A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the forth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your Honor

The mean sunday school teacher was teaching the children about Jonah getting swalloed by a whale. Then one boy stood up and asked if Jonah was good after being swalloed. The teacher said, “well I don’t know.”” “”well I think he went to heaven