Category: other

Julie, the husband of Fredrik, had diarrhoea. So, every now and then, she went to the loo.

But the only thing she’d done is missed the toilet and it all ran across the bathroom floor! She said “HELP! IT’S ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR!!!”” The only thing that she couldn’t see was the whole room. It was dark because there was a power cut!

“”HELP!”” she said

There was a guy who wanted to teach his horse how to listen to him. So he took him to a horse breeder and paid 75$ for him to teach him how to do some stuff. The guy who he paid was a priest and he said priestwords to the horse. So one week after he dropped the horsse off, he came back and wanted to see if his horse had improved. The priest said, “When you want him to go

One day a little girl walked up to her mother and and said ” Mommy do babies come out where guys stick their dicks?””

And the mother replied “”Well

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming
around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that
patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored
and frustrated at being a prawn

One day there are two priests playing golf, the first one of them is putting fo the hole but misses by an inch. He Says “Damn missed the bugger!””
The other says “”don’t speak that language

Questions that have Confused humankind!!

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll
squeeze these dangly things here

1. When people point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my fucking watch is, where yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the fucking bathroom is? No!

2. When you go to a movie and someone says”Did you see that””? No I paid five dollars to come to the theater and stare at the fucking floor.

3. When I am waiting for a bus and someone asks me if the bus came yet. My reply is “”Yeah

The Pope had just finished a tour of the Florida
East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport.
Having never driven a limo, he asked the
chauffeur if he could drive for a while.
Well, the chauffeur didn’t have much of a
choice, so he got in the back
of the limo and the Pope took the wheel.

He turned onto I-95 and
accelerated to about 90 MPH. WHAM! The
blue lights of the State Highway
Patrol flashed in his rearview mirror.
He pulled over and a trooper came to his
window.
When the trooper saw who it was, he said,
“Just a moment

There are three men going to buy toilets,

one buys a steal toilet, and comes back after a week saying its too cold.

the second one buys a cotton toilet, comes back after two weeks saying its too soft!

the third one buys a musical toilet, cames back after a month saying ” EVERY TIME I SIT ON IT

A youngish man goes to the doctor and tells him his situation.
“I have ten kids and I don’t want any more

One day three men named Jimmy, Mike, and Sam found a genie in a bottle and the genie will grant everyone 1 wish if they yell what they want as you jump off a cliff. The first man, Jimmy, yells “I want a billion dollars!””. He jumps off the cliff and lands in a billion dollars. The next man

one day a man went bear hunting. he saw a bear and had his gun locked on it. he shot, and looked up but nothing was there. he went over to where it was and felt a tap on his shoulder. the man turns to see the bear. the bear then says, ” you know the rules of the forrest?”” the man says no. the bear says