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There was a mother duck,a mother skunk,a baby duck,and a baby skunk.They all came up on a busy highway.The mothers decided it would be best if they went first.As they were crossing an 18 wheeler came through and made them road-kill.Then the baby duck started crying,so the baby skunk said,”Whats wrong?””The duck answered saying “”My momma died and i don’t know what I am

Out in the country walked a family of ducks together. A mother, father and baby. As they attempted to cross the road, a car came speeding down he lane hitting and killing the mother and father duck, leaving the baby duck all by itself. Sadly, the baby duck began to wander around.

About a half mile down the same road a family of skunks attempted to cross the road. Once again, a car came speeding down the lane killing the mother and father skunk. The baby skunk didn’t know what to do so he wandered about as the duck did.

Eventually, the baby duck and baby skunk met up with each other. Happy for company the duck began to speak. “I was walking with my family and they were hit and killed just now. I am so young I don’t even know what I am…will you help me?”” The baby skunk looked at the baby duck and said “”Well

What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a
large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to
nap against a tree. As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud
snoring. When they found him, one said, “I’ve always wondered what a
Scotsman wears under his kilt.”” She boldly walked over to the sleeper

there was a guy who had to use the bathroom really bad and the men’s line was too long
so he asks the lady if he can use the womens and she said “yes just dont touch any buttons””
he said “”ok i wont””
so he goes in and sits down

President Bush go’s to Superman and says
“Hey Superman

There once was an old lady she went to the doctor and told the doctor, ” I have a farting problem

Joe and Bill are working in a sawmill when Bill accidentally saws his arm off. Joe takes the arm, puts it in a plastic bag, and takes Joe to hospital. The next day, Joe finds Bill in rehab playing tennis. Wow, the wonders of modern science,”Joe says. They go back to the sawmill and are sawing away when this time clumsy Bill cuts his leg. Joe takes the leg

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, “I brought ten
apples.”” The king then explained the trial to him. “”You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you’ll be eaten.””

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out
in pain

Uncle Ted’s Special Skill
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn’t find
his ball once he’d hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended
that Joe bring along her uncle Ted. Joe said, “But Ted is 80 years old and
half senile!”” His wife replied

Speed Trap
A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his
lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that
five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, “Officer

Once their was a priest. This priest bought a horse and decided to train it himself. He trained the horse to go when he said “thank the lord”” and to stop when he said “”amen.”” One day

Two young and rather attractive nuns were being assigned to a church in a rather seedy neighborhood. The Mother Superior, who was rather concerned for their wellbeing, asked them what they would do is someone apprpoached them and tried to rape them.
“Well