A man is driving, when suddenly his car breaks down. So he walks and walks until he comes to a farm house.
He knocks on the door, and a women answered. He asked the women if he can spend the night because his car broke down.
The women says, “You may stay here, but I have 3 rules you must follow.”
He says he will follow them.
The women says that he would have to stay in the laundry room.
So he lays down, but there was a pair of pants hanging in his way, so he pulls them down.
A few moments later the women comes into the room and says, ” You have broken my 1st rule!”
So he now is led to a barn where he may sleep. As soon as he lays down… a donkey waves its tail in his face, so the man slaps it.
Then the women enters the barn and says, “You have broken my 2nd rule!”.
Then he was led to an area near a fence. When he laid down there was a cat pacing on the fence so the man shaves it.
About 5 minutes later the women comes out to the fence and says,” You have broken my 3rd rule! I have called the cops, and they are on there way over.”
So the man asked what he did wrong.
She didn’t have time to answer before the cops arrive.
A cop comes over and asks, “Whats the problem miss?”
She replies,”This man pulled down my pants, spanked my ass, and shaved my pussy!”
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Edited by Curtis