Category: light bulbs

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate
to the experience.

Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, and she’ll screw it in as soon as she decides it isn’t going to hatch.

Q: How many Contras does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, but he needs one Iranian, one Israeli, four Canadians, and Arab, twenty Swiss, and Afghan, and Oliver North to help him.Note: Topical to the 1987 Iran/Contra hearings.

Q: How many Lacanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three-one to do it, one to desire it, and the ignorant Other.Note: Jacques Lacan (1901-82) was a prominent French psychoanalyst and theorist who is very influential with literary critics at the moment. This relates to his theories.)

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Duh…. whats a lightbulb???

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None: Why should I bother? It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None of your damn business!

Q: How many Techno dancers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six, one to wear it around the neck, one to bring ecstasy and give it to the dancer to distract him, one to steal the light bulb while the dancer is distracted and dazed from ecstasy, three to distract the remaining crowd so they will not try to grab the bulb.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What’s a lightbulb?

Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: What do you mean change it? It’s a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.

Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones.