Category: light bulbs

Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?A: All of them.

Q: How many Argentinians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine thousand-after all, it’s *their* light bulb.

Ten-one to do it and nine to document it.

How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Eight. One to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets
$2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?A: 2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)

What do you call a room full of lawyers trying to change light bulbs that
is about to explode?

Damn lucky it has so many fixtures.

How many Mormons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six, one to screw it in and the other five to serve
refreshments.

Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 565. 1 to put in a trick bulb (say, a flash bulb), 6 to flame the first, pointing out that this bulb is different from the old one, 29 to counter-flame, pointing out that the new bulb is *deliberately* different, and is parodying the old one, 7 to leave the room, citing the extreme density of the 6, 12 to demand that this commentary be redirected to the other room, 14 to ask that the bulb be changed again, since they missed seeing it the first time, and 496 (a bit excessive, but it’s not my joke) to climb all over each other, trying to put the old bulb back in.

Q: How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!

Q: How many members of the England cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Four. One to change it after 85 overs, one to throw him the new one, one to drop it, and one to get caught rubbing something out of his pocket into it.

Q: How many people at a London Vegans meeting does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: All thirty. Well, actually it’s only one, but he has to wait at least half an hour while the others read out all the announcements.

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.