Q: How many (generation) Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage.
Category: light bulbs
Q: How many NHS
Q: How many NHS hospital staff does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Six. One to diagnose the problem, one to take an X-ray, one to wheel in the replacement on a trolley, one to apply an anaesthetic, one to do the delicate operation, and one to examine the late bulb in a post-mortem.
Q: How many second
Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, they don’t get up that high.
Q: How many Bill
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: None — He’ll only promise “change.”
How many trumpet players does it take to screw…
How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Fifty, one to screw it in. and the other forty-nine to tell him how much better they
could have done it.
Q: How many evolutionists
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?A: There’s no evidence that the change is due to evolution. What use would a mutation that produced part of a filament be?
Q: How many guitarists
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: It can’t be done. They only know how to twist things to the right.
Q: How many scrabble
Q: How many scrabble players does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: I don’t actually know, but it’s on a triple word score anyway.
Q: How many election
Q: How many election canvassers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They’d just go round telling everyone that it’s time for a change but the only way this can come about is if everyone votes for “New lightbulb.”
Q: How many bureaucrats
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Seven–one to supervise, one to arrange for the electricity to be shut off, one to make sure that safety and quality standards are maintained, one to monitor compliance with local, state, and federal regulations, one to manage personnel relations, one to fill out the paperwork and one to screw the light bulb into the water faucet.
Q: How many DIY
Q: How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban
Q: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two-fifty.