Category: light bulbs

Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Did you try rebooting with extensions off ?Note: On the Macintosh, certain types of crashes can sometimes be attributed to not-quite-compatible extensions. One way to find out if one of the extensions is at fault in a crash is to reboot with extensions off and see if it crashes again.

Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but if you wait until next month, Yamaha will have a new model bulb out which is much better.

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Walt Pirie to hold the bulb and one psychologist, one economist, one sociologist and one anthroplogist to pull away the ladder.

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to hold the bulb and three to drink till the room spins.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to sue the original light bulb
manufacturer for pain and suffering for having to change the light bulb,
compensation for lost light, and to set a new legal precedence requiring
light bulb manufacturers to state clearly that light bulbs may require
replacing and that the manufacturer is in no way responsible for lost
wages or any other consequential damages as allowed by law.

Q: How many sheep does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one.

Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured.

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Huh? The light’s out?

Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Oh, none … they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]

Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Five. One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.

Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones.

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?A: I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.