Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?A: All of them. Bones to say “Its dead Jim”, Uhura to send a distress signal, Sulu to listen to Chekov saying “Light bulbs vere really an old russian invention”, Spock to be fascinated by the illogic inherent in the early demise of the light bulb, Scotty to do the work, and Kirk to get the girl.
Category: light bulbs
Q: How many Austrailian
Q: How many Austrailian Royalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Only one, but there is only one and she is old and not feeling that well these days so … hurry!
Q: How many Communists
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
Q: How many tech
Q: How many tech writers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None: It should be obvious to an intelligent user.
Q: How many waitresses
Q: How many waitresses does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. Two to stand around complaining about it and one to go get the manager.
Q: How many atheists
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. Atheists question whether it’s really light anyway.
Q: How many rec.humor
Q: How many rec.humor readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 28. One to screw in the first one, 3 to follow the first one by screwing in the exact same bulb, 20 to screw in an almost completely similar bulb with a slight difference, 3 to complain about the lighting, 1 to explain that it was not the right type of bulb for this socket, and 1 standing by displaying the canonical collection of bulbs.
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How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw in a new bulb, and four to beat the hell out of the old one for being dark.
Q: How many Arians
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb?A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: Why did the
Q: Why did the `Real Man’ sit in the dark?A: He couldn’t find a new light bulb and was too embrassed to ask.
Skateboarders + Lightbulb
How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
20. 1 to screw it in, and 19 to sit around saying “DUDE, I could
do that!”
Q: How many country
Q: How many country & western singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go “Yeeeee-Hah !” and throw his hat in the air.