Category: light bulbs

Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?A: Two – one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified.

Q: How many Apple programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Only one, but why bother ? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway.

Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One–but Bill Gates must inspect every single bulb and socket before the operation is started.

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Define “lightbulb”.

Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?A: None, bankers don’t change light bulbs.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Lawyers don’t change bulbs. Now if you’re looking for someone to really screw a bulb…

Q: How many British trades unionists does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. They cannot interfere with the lightbulb’s inalienable right to withdraw its labour.

Q: How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but he’ll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, They form a support group and learn to deal with
the darkness.

Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Q: How many [members of your favorite group] does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two, but they have to be *really tiny*.

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.