Category: definitions

Uses resources well: Delegates everything.Uses time effectively: Clock watcher.Very creative: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.

What you call your child when you’re mad at him.

Nyetscape (noun)

Nickname for AOL’s less-than-full-featured Web browser.

Clearasol

Effective sunspot remover.

A man whose business it is to see that others have a good time.

Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.Sterilize: What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can’t quite reach anything.

The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep
you on the edge of financial disaster.

Quasimoto

4 wheeled hard-top moped made in France.

Some make things happen, some watch things happen,
and the majority has no idea what’s happened.

Toaster (noun)

A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically
burns toast.

Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.