- Adminisphere (noun)
- The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rack and file.
Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly
inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
Category: definitions
Bernadette burn’-a-det:
Bernadette burn’-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize bur’-gler-ize: What a crook sees with.Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Consciousness
That annoying time between naps.
Enema
A goose with a gush.
Snowplow
A mechanical device used to fill in the end of your
driveway as soon as you finish shoveling it.
Auditor…
- Auditor (noun)
- Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.
WWW
World Wide Wait
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
Takes advantage
Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys drinks for superiors.Takes pride in work: Conceited.Unlimited potential: Will stick with us until retirement.
The
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t
get it.
Clothes Dryer…
- Clothes Dryer (noun)
- A household appliance designed to eat socks.
Hard worker:
Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way.Identifies major management problems: Complains a lot.Indifferent to instruction: Knows more than superiors.