Download: Gettin’ the firewood off the pickup.Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin’.Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin’ too much firewood.
Category: definitions
Dictionary of
Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork. COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps. CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN: Annoying.
Swimming Pool…
- Swimming Pool
- A mob of people with water in it.
Prime Numbers
Hugh Hefner’s phone book.
The wife
The wife says: NoThe wife means: NoThe wife says: MaybeThe wife means: NoThe wife says: I’m sorryThe wife means: You’ll be sorry
A
A degenerate disease.
Another
Another Old Link
Poetry…
- Poetry
- When every line begins with a capital
Something
Something you cannot use, at a price you cannot resist.
Euphoria
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.
Slightly below
Slightly below average: Stupid.Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life.Stern disciplinarian: A real jerk.
A
A man who can take women or leave them
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and prefers to do both.