Category: definitions

Full name: What you call your child when you’re mad at him.Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

The feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Quarterback

A refund.

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out. APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job. A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused. NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.

Experience (noun)

What you get when you don’t read the manual
first.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

The wife says: Do what you wantThe wife means: You’ll pay for this laterThe wife says: We need to talkThe wife means: I need to complainThe wife says: Sure… go aheadThe wife means: I don’t want you to

Expresses self well: Can string two sentences together.Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.Happy: Paid too much.

Link Rot (noun)

The process by which links on a web page became as obsolete as the sites
they’re connected to change location or die.

Hair Dresser (noun)

Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to
duplicate again. See “Magician”.

Adminisphere (noun)

The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rack and file.
Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly
inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.