Category: definitions

Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.Software: Them plastic eatin’ utensils.Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.

A variety of meat.

Rarely served as it clearly
crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of
dead cow.

Grocery List (noun)

A piece of paper you spent half an hour writing, and then forgot to
take with you to the store.

Internationally know: Likes to go to conferences and trade shows in Las Vegas.Is well informed: Knows all office gossip and where all the skeletons are kept.Inspires the cooperation of others: Gets everyone else to do the work.

A piece of paper you spent half an hour writing, and then forgot to
take with you to the store.

Wife

An appliance that you screw on the bed to keep the house clean.

The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

Proof that truce is stronger than friction.

Condition that enables a woman
who has gone through labor to make love again.

Trapezoid

A device for catching zoids.

Gray Matter (noun)

Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms
looking to appear more reputable and established.

From Mom’s Dictionary…

Puddle (noun)

A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry
shoes into it.