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Someone who can sit on a scoop of ice cream and tell you what flavor it
is.

One of God’s Frozen children.

A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically
burns toast.

To turn on the heat in an oven for a period of time
before cooking a dish.

Allows for the fingers to be
burned when placing the food into the oven, as well as when taking
the food
out.

Unseen when it comes, but visible when it goes.

Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Under Mouse Arrest

Getting busted for violating an online service’s rule of conduct. “Sorry
I couldn’t get back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest.”

Group that complains of bad business when all
passengers get a seat.

Recipe (noun)

A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing
ingredients you forgot to buy, in utensils you don’t
own, to make a dish the dog won’t eat the rest of.

Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.

APPLE (Acronym)

Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity