Category: blondes

A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem red roses. The blonde says to the redhead, “isn’t that your husband coming carrying all those roses?” The redhead says, yes it is. The blonde responds by saying, “Oh you are so lucky”. The redhead says, “No I’m not. All that means is that I have to spend the whole week-end flat on my back, with my legs in the air and spread apart.” The blonde says, “Oh my, don’t you have a vase to put them in”?

Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a rock

A. Nothing

A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can’t tell them apart again. She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears. So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence. She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them. She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”

What does a blonde owl say?

What, what?

A blonde walks into a pawn shop and says “can i buy that t.v”. The cashier says I dont serve blondes. So the blonde goes home and dyes her hair red. She comes back the next day and asked the same question. The cashier again says we dont serve blondes. So she goes home and dyes her hair brown. The same thing happened the next day. She is so ticked off that she says “how the heck do you know i am a blonde?” and the cashier replies “because thats not a t.v its a microwave!”

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

There was two guys that came out of a bar.

One looked up and said, “That’s the moon.”

The other one said, “No it’s not, that’s the sun.”

They were arguing back and fourth until a blonde came up to them.

They asked her what it was, and she said, “I don’t know. I’m not from around here.”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

What do you call a blond who dyes her hair burnette?

Artificial Intelligence!

Question: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? Answer: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic!

How Do You Kill A Blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?

Because it said ‘concentrate’.

What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?

About two cans of hair spray