Category: blondes

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?A: A whine cellar.

A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, “It’s idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ass!”

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency?A: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in kindergarten; which one is the sexiest?The blonde, because she is the only one that’s 18.

A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman.”I want to buy this television,” she says. The salesman replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes here.”She gets mad, leaves and goes home. She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store.”I want to buy this television.”she says to the salesman, getting the same response: “Sorry miss, we don’t serve blondes here.”She leaves again, frustrated.She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she once again approaches the salesman.”Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don’t want any problems.”To which the salesman replies, “Sorry Miss, we don’t serve blondes.”Fed up with this, she cries, “How can you tell that I am blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!” To which the salesman replied, “Well, Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!”

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!” The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

how to you keep a blonde bissy (go to bottome of paige to see awnser)

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A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled
the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column:
SALARY EXPECTED.
”Yes.”

There was three girls a brown head, a red head, and a blonde head. They where going to go on a hike in the desert and the brown head said she would take some food if they got hungry, the red head said she would bring water if they got thirsty, and the blonde head said she’d bring a car door……..so if they got hot she could roll down the window.

A blonde came into a bar with a ladder, why? she heard the drinks were on the house