Category: blondes

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.

A blonde had a near death experience that has changed her forever. The other day, she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it.

They irritate the shit out of you.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proof reading.

Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.

A blonde was at work and asked her boss if she could have the day off. Her
boss agreed since it was almost Christmas. The blonde crossed the street
and saw a sign. She continued walking but every time before she would turn
she would lift her shirt up and flash the cars that went by. She continued
doing so every time she turned.

Then she saw her boss drive by and once
again she flashed the car. Her boss got so distracted by this thathe drove
right into a telephone pole and had to go to the hospital. A couple of
days later the blonde came to visit. Her boss asked, “why did you flash me
when I drove by?” The blonde answered, “Because there was a sign that
said flash your headlights before you turn.”

Q. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A. They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.

A blonde walks on an elevator and there is 1 other man on there and the blonde says “T.G.I.F.” and the man replied “S.H.I.T.” then they argued about the words and finally the blonde says thank gosh its friday and the man replies sorry hun its thursday.

One day, my friends and I were discussing who owned the movie
Bambi.
“I have Bambi.”
“I have Bambi too.”
“So do I.”
“I have Bambi too.”
“Oh,” says my blonde friend, sounding very dissapointed, “I only
have Bambi One.”

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ”Look at that dog with
one eye!”
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ”Where?”

Two blondes walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would’ve seen it.