Category: blondes

Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

A blonde and a brunette were walking through a park when the blonde said “Awww look at that poor dead bird!!!” The blonde looked up and said “Where?”!!!

How does a blonde know if she had a good night?

She throws her panties to the air. If they stick to the ceiling it was good.

“Did you hear what happened?” Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work.”Hear what” I asked, my curiosity peaked.”The regional vice president died this morning!””What?!” I asked, totally stunned.”What happened?””He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack” Jim began explaining.”Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the one.””Boy do I. She’s that young blonde babe.””Yeah that’s the one. Turns out she isn’t too smart, though.””What do you mean?” I asked.”He kept yelling at her to ‘call 9 1 1’. She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number.”

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, “It’s blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I’d come out there and give you what’s coming to you!”

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it…. Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?” Blonde: “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65.” Cop: “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!” Blonde: “Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on.” At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: “Excuse me miss, what’s wrong with your friends back there? They’re shaking something awful.” Blonde: “Oh… We just got off of highway 119”.

two men went into a blonde bar and there hair color was red not blonde

Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?A: The back of her head.

A man finally talked his blonde wife into going hunting with him. While
they were out hunting, the man heard gunshots ring out from the area where
his wife was. He ran up in time to hear a cowboy say, “OK, OK lady, it’s
your deer, just let me take my saddle off it.”

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.